Who is Blübrow?

Every city or town has their own collection of resident characters: the old man who always wears a green suit while taking laps up and down Main Street, the rollerblading girl that outpaces traffic you see exclusively on Taco Tuesdays, that one guy that makes eye contact with you every time you walk into the grocery store (reaffirming your suspicions you’re in the Truman Show or the Matrix), the couple you’re sure whose only prerogative is to walk the dog at all hours…